Reporter (to camera): So the question is: “How well-prepared was Biden for this summit?”

Jill: That’s “Doctor” Biden.

Biden: What’s for dinner?

Jill: Whut-um-evers-oo like.

Biden: Tomato juice, Orange juice, Grape juice, Pineapple juice.

Jill {tipsy}: Turn off the juice! You’ll electrocute me!

Biden: All right, let me have one of each.

Reporter: Brilliant! Brilliant! Just as the President of South Africa ordered.

Biden: And the President of South Africa.

Jill: Two poached eggs… Two scrambled eggs, two medium-boiled eggs…

Biden: And the President of South Africa.

Boris Johnson: Yes, as, ah, uh, I said, the President of South Africa.

Biden: My old buddy Nelson Mandela, and the President of South Africa.

Dr. Jill: And some beefcake. [Stares into space, grasping schnitzengruben] Rare, medium, well-done, and overdone.

Biden: And the President of South Africa.