Straight Line of the Day: Biden to speak out against crime. His idea of crime: …
Biden Will Attempt to Get Ahead of a Summer of Crime Created by the Left
townhall.com | 6/22/2021 | Katie Pavlich” . . . it is a concern of many Americans, Republicans but also Democrats too, not necessarily through a partisan lens. It was something the President felt was appropriate to speak to and tell the American people what he’s doing to help address,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki told reporters Monday.

Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
Certainly not anything Hunter would do.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
restrictions on lids.
…any thing the Republicans do or want.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
has nothing to do with voter fraud.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
cannot be committed within fifty miles of a border.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
Whatever could be plagiarized from CNN, MSNBC, Huffpost and that Cullors broad.
… undervaluing Hunter’s artistic worth, so you better pony up, soldier!
Degas-faced phony sold, sure.
… publicly complaining…
Posting comments critical of a demented unelected “president” and his wretched administration at any of the websites in the IMAO blogroll. Hold on, there’s a knock at my front door.
… privately complaining…
… failing to genuflect before the latest official wisdom…
…unscented hair spray.
“His Idea of Crime: …”
…no pudding with lunch.
. . . is whatever his puppet masters tell him a crime is. Biden truly has no idea.
“His Idea of Crime: …”
When you can’t get a Ukrainian prosecutor fired.
No Communion
Mean old Pope
Stinky hippies
Forced to soap
Calling lids
When he can’t cope
Black lives mattering
White punks on dope
Got no neutrons
In his brain isotope
Had dirt on Hillary
Suicided by Hope
Inflationary cost
Of communist rope
“What’s my name?”
? Nope
? Nope
? Nope
{Drops microphone}
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
not getting his “10%”, capisce?
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
just slipped his mind, he’ll have to circle back on that.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
no puddin’.
Where the Hell is my puddin’!
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime: …
should be interesting, from the criminals point of view.
…turning the volume all the way to 11.
…lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at Bunny Rabbits.
…building large wooden badgers.
…can change with the right campaign contribution.
MAGA apparel
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime…
Stealing the ponies from dog faced pony solders.
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime…
Stampeding cattle…through the Vatican.
Nah.
Through the NYT maybe.
Kinky!
Biden To Speak Out Against Crime. His Idea of Crime…
Chewing gum on line.
… rusting a perfectly good straight razor with rain water…
Saw his speech, wasn’t impressed, called out the usual suspects, gun shops and gun owners, not much about gang members and street thugs, my prediction vis-à-vis gun crime…total failure by the Democrats as usual.