How did I get here? An e mail friend who I “met” while posting on another website told me, “Come out to the IMAO. We’ll get together, have a few laughs.” Something like that. I have to say, it’s been a lot of laughs, not just a few, and a lot of fun.
Well, I was over at Instapundit, but I heard that Glenn Reynolds has a proclivity for puppy smoothies, and I just won’t abide that type of dietary behavior, so, I kind of found myself over here.
I’m a politician
So I have to lie
I’m on a mission
‘Less freedom should die
I’ll not pander your vote
T’would be wasted breath
For truth, but a mote
America, your death
…I’m not saying I was transported by aliens once..but I was transported by aliens once.
One answer … where I am is where the money ran out.
Another answer … “skin and gender”.
I arrived by handbasket.
I see what you did there.
How did I get here? An e mail friend who I “met” while posting on another website told me, “Come out to the IMAO. We’ll get together, have a few laughs.” Something like that. I have to say, it’s been a lot of laughs, not just a few, and a lot of fun.
Just stay out of the ductwork.
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
But all I know is that I’m not there.
I’m not sure but it’s still same as it ever was
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
wrong turn at Alburquerque.
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
But don’t. Things will go easier on you if you do.
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
But it’s better to ask, “Why am I here?”
How did I get here? Let’s see… subtracted A from B, multiplied by 17, added the number of exes, and voila!
….You’re doing the French Mistake.
No, to do that I would need to invert the reciprocal…
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
But in a constantly expanding Universe where is here after all?
It’s over there.
Not now.
How did I get here? I don’t really know – I was just trying to elude the Emu…
Failed again Bobbee, failed again.
At a young age I was taught to say, “Hold my beer and watch this…”
How did I get here?
My peers and I voted for this cr@p.
How did I get here?
By not objecting loudly enough.
How did I get here?
I’m a victim of circumstance. I demand reparations.
How did I get here?
The rollercoaster ride we took
Is nearly at an end
I bought my ticket with my tears
That’s all I’m gonna spend
The worst is over now.
I think I’m gonna be alright.
…I clicked “imao.us” in my bookmarks.
Oh, did you mean originally? I googled “things to do with natural satellites for fun and profit” and followed the link.
…in a large wooden badger… of course
How did I get here?
From here of course!
Could it be that we are in a place between here and here?
or….
Was it a ’48 or ’56 Ford?
…by hook or by crook.
…by DeLorean equipped with a flux capacitor.
How Can You Be In Two Places At once When You’re Not Anywhere At All?
How did I get here?
an unidentified equine.
That’s “Murica”, son!
How did I get here?
Basil, not Basil, asked me to be here.
Basil, not Basil, asked me not to be there… something about insufficient Emu insurance…
Once more and it’s showtime, baby.
…I must’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
How did I get here?
I flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C., didn’t get much sleep last night, all the way the paper bag was on my knee,
man I had a dreadful flight.
…I was just letting the days go by.
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
I walked a straight line.
On a curved Earth?
I didn’t want to go off on a tangent.
You may ask yourself: “How did I get here?”
Well, I was over at Instapundit, but I heard that Glenn Reynolds has a proclivity for puppy smoothies, and I just won’t abide that type of dietary behavior, so, I kind of found myself over here.
How did I get here?
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
But you Know I Had It Comin’, You Know You Can’t Be Free,
Coming in from London, from over the pole
Flyin’ in a big airliner
Chickens flyin’ everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?
Ask Admiral Stockdale.
I’m a politician
So I have to lie
I’m on a mission
‘Less freedom should die
I’ll not pander your vote
T’would be wasted breath
For truth, but a mote
America, your death
FJB, at a lectern, momentarily un-addled.
Vote for me and I’ll set you free!
Right on Brother, right on.