“Hope you don’t mind that I’m packin’ Mr. Walrus. Things are getting a bit restless around these parts.”
“I certainly feel some restlessness in my bits for sure.”
“What?”
“Nothing..”
“Don’t make me shoot you.”
“I’m dead man walking. Please put up the memes.”
Where’s that damn Emu? I gotta question. If Raquel had been in the movie The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly would the movie have had a different title?
The title would be the same, but there would have been a few more bath scenes. And Raquel would have been given Eli Wallach’s line, “When it’s time to shoo, shoot. Don’t talk.” (Of course, the context would have been a whole lot different.)
Just think of the possibilities if Raquel had played the part of Prostitute Maria?!
You called?
Uh..yah
Don’t waste my time. I have some Bob Beeeee planning to do.
As a currently bald guy who grew up with long beautiful hair I can confidently say that, no, any day with a man bun is better than a bad day of being bald, just don’t be soy boy.
Unless you are Toshiro Mifune you should not wear a man bun. So, ask yourself, “Am I Tashiro Mifune”?
Kore-wa honto desu.