Biden went off script to drive his point home about gun manufacturers and that’s when things went awry.
“Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued! Come on!” Biden said.
Straight Line of the Day: Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued
I feel sickened and ashamed of myself. I will never say ‘Hookers and blow’ again.
Stormy Daniels did not respond to requests for comment.
It would be nice to have a president who could speak without a teleprompter and sound like an adult again. Biden is just a wreck, Trump’s stream of consciousness meanderings, Obama’s constant “uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh…” and W’s word mangling all contributed to the impression that presidents do not need the ability to converse like reasonably intelligent adults.
And post turtle dunce Que Mala waits in the wings with a large order of mindless word salad to continue the tradition. Frightening,
Idiocracy has certainly taken root. Howard Dean was ahead of his time.
Somehow, an image of smoking, hot babes, comes to mind…
Roll your own!
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Joe seems to have a thing for Skoal girls.
“John Lennon later sobered up, re-wrote the lyric, and the song sold a million copies.”
Then weasels wouldn’t fold the typing test.
Well done, but I had to deduct points because it is almost a coherent sentence.
Joe Biden unravels the seedy connection between the Marlboro Man and Virginia Slim…
Why hasn’t this comment attained bacon status?
… Class-action lawyers hardest hit…
He’d walk a mile for Kamala.
“Wait — what?”
— Gabby Johnson
[Gabby Biden sees the sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Biden: Hey! The sheriff’s a ni…
[clock bell chimes]
Kmala Harris: What did he say?
Jen Psaki: He said the sheriff’s near.
Gabby Biden: No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a ni…
[clock bell chimes again]
Knights who say Ni unavailable for comment.
That’s because they are now the knights who say… “Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z’nourrwringmm.”
The Saudis are scrambling to put this into their next comedy sketch.
“The president was clearly thinking about tort reform, rather than tart reform.”
— Jen Psaki
Both are equally unlikely, but nice spin “JP.”
Send, Lawyers, Guns and Monkeys. The pudding’s hit the fan.
…then CornPop would’ve been immune from being sued over soggy cereal.
…you just know Bill Clinton and a humidor are somehow involve.
Well there was that time Joe Camel took that hooker to civil court. He claimed he paid her, but she blew the job, her service sucked, and her uniform was severely lacking.
One would think the hard drinking, whoremongering, tobacco raising constitution writers would have had more foresight.
It’s time to add a letter to the bureau of ATF. Should we go with a P or a Dubya?
We’d be on Mars by now.
(Go look at “Apollo 13;” count the cigarettes.)
Well, I imagine all employees in the Tobacco Industry would be doing a little hooking on the side.
Maybe some Hookahing.
Whole new meaning to bumming a smoke…
If I can sue Smith and Wesson ’cause I was shot with a Smith and Wesson can I also sue General Motors if I get run over by a Chevy??
Soon my brother, soon.