False Alarm: Second Earthquake Did Not Rattle San Diego County, USGS
MSN | April 15, 2022 | Rafael AvitabileA non-earthquake event triggered the USGS ShakeAlert system, which dozens of people across the county reported feeling, despite it not being an earthquake.
The U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) issued a statement via Twitter:
Hi everyone – #ShakeAlert detected a non-earthquake event which triggered our system. Fortunately, no public alerts were sent out. This is a bit of a first time for us because these events happen so rarely. Apologies for any confusion from our previous tweets.
― USGS ShakeAlert (@USGS_ShakeAlert) April 15, 2022The USGS said they are investigating the cause of the non-earthquake event. . .
Straight Line of the Day: What could it have been?
…I’m not saying aliens caused it but aliens caused it.
What could it have been?
Lizzo hit the dance floor.
That’s no moon!
Did Jerry Lee Lewis send out invitations again?
The cratering of the “Defund the Police” movement…
The stampede towards the southern border…
The sum of all defecations hitting the street at the same time.
Wait..breaking news: Jerry Nadler was in the area and tripped over a hot dog stand and fell!
A misfire from the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
I was expecting an Earth-shattering kaboom.
Yo Momma so fat, if she fell the USGS system would identify it as a “Non-earthquake event”
Nancy Pelosi’s ego finally fell out of the hole she lost the rest of her marbles through.
The “Pull my finger” event at the city wide father/son picnic.
The annual jalapeno and black bean festival in Rancho Cucamonga
What Could It Have Been?….
….False Alarm (answer is in the article).
What could it have been?
Let’s just say a certain walrus got lucky.
Oh, yah.
I sea lyin’.
What could it have been?
A strange disturbance in the force as if millions of voices suddenly cried out and then was silenced
Overworked cartographer confused San Andreas Fault with Stacey Abrams Crack.
Biden thought Clint Eastwood was there, offering him a chair.
Just Chris Rock making a joke about Gaia’s hair.
It was a super-secret shake: a Masonic boom.