Courtesy of FormerHostage:
With the striking down of the mask mandate on airlines, many libs are posting pictures of them ‘defiantly’ wearing a mask anyway.
Straight Line of the Day: In what way are YOU defying the end of the mandate?
I am defiantly going to wear pants to the grocery!Despite all the choices at my favorite bar, I am going to defiantly drink Guinness!
I will sing naked in the rain, if it ever rains here.
If I said that, I’d never get dressed.
I’m in California… what end to the mandate?
I will continue to wear my mask wrapped around my **** so Kamala can **** me.
The title of imao blogger most certainly garners enough influence to get that kind of treatment.
… The same thing I did before the end of the mandate… Not date any men.
Boys only?
It’s OK. He’s a teacher.
I’m gonna keep practicing my Cold War “Duck and Cover” drills, because you never know!
Actually seems like a better use of your time than any of the mandate non-sense.
To defy the end of the mask mandate I refuse to acknowledge anyone not wearing a mask.
I also refuse to acknowledge anyone who is wearing a mask – but that’s just because I’m a cat.
I’ll muffle my speech so it SOUNDS like I’m wearing a mask.
…By farting in the general direction of mask wearers?
I’m going to defiantly continue to ask every store clerk, “What? I can’t hear you.”
I am refusing to put the lime in the coconut, so there.
Kamala: Doctor? Is there nothing I can take? Doctor? To relieve the belly ache?
Paxlovid?
I refuse to stop hyperventilating at the grocery store as I throw every last package of toilet paper in my cart. Then run with the cart to the check out line as panicky as possible.
I am going to continue social distancing to the extent that I am downright anti-social.
I’ll be joining you
Keep a mask in your pocket that has a deliberate tear visible in the mouth area..when you are about to enter a maskers area..put it on and watch them panic.. then lose their sh#t..if they approach to”help”..after they point out the hole..just say..” oh well then arent even mandatory anymore”…pull it off..smile ..and listen for their little liberal hearts breaking..