Pigeon Holes for Messages — Message Holes for Pigeons?

Son: “Cut ’em in half, and you’ll have high-end Mediterranean roof shingles. Sell the broken ones as antiques. There’s a million-dollar idea for ya, Pop!”
Dad [The Inventor of the Un-Patented Garden Hose]: “Nay. Flower-pots, son. That’s where the future be.”

San Francisco: Flower pots are illegal here but not pot. Beware.
Early American pot farmers, grew their own it was said. Get a whole bag of ’em for a dime, according to them beatniks used to hang around. They disappeared ‘mongst the kudzu one summer. Locals buy them Chinese made pots down to the Wally Mart nowadays, according to the legend.
This whole story is a crock…
Please don’t sell the pot farm son.
I think you’re in luck– I just saw Moe, Larry, and Curly headed this way.
Look like it could be tile pipe..we’re going to need them to drain the swamp..