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1. Disney (TM) Looking for Help With Woke Reboot: “The Wonderful Thing About Triggers — Is Triggers Are Wonderful Things …”

   …for the Left they’re fun, fun, fun.
   But the most wonderful things about Triggers are…
   there never can be only one!

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2. … so much so that Roy Rogers had his stuffed…

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3. The Wonderful Thing About Triggers — Is Triggers Are Wonderful Things

   They are made to cuddle your finger
   They’re attached to some levers and springs
   And if you squeeze it correctly
   Your little Kalashnikov sings.

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4. ” … Top Surgeries are made out of rubber,
   While Bottoms are made out of springs . . .”

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5. “The Wonderful Thing About Triggers — Is Triggers Are Wonderful Things …”

   and will never be confused with Dale’s Buttermilk.

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6. “The Wonderful Thing About Triggers — Is Triggers Are Wonderful Things …”

   they are instrumental in releasing quickly moving objects.

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   • My cordless hole punches all have them.

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7. Sorry Disney. One cannot un-shoot one’s own foot.
   A.K.A.: Bud Light-ing

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