Every sun is twerkin for the weekend
Every sun wants a new sundance
Price a sunscreen’s goin’ off the deep end
Everybody needs to put on pants
You want a piece of my rays
You better start early each day
You want your body to glow,
Come on radiation let’s go…
… renting my internal CPU to data miners…
… breathing…
Three Bean Salad.
… making climate change wackos extremely angry…
Like Ernest T. Bass I throw rocks at people.
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“Errare humanum est” although I’ve gotten some argument.
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I drive around aimlessly in my SUV.
I installed a solar panel that captures energy from the sun and conserves that energy to the Earth.
Granted Paris Hilton three wishes.
Replaced Folgers Crystals with chubby kids corduroy pants.
Sent some aspiring arsonists to a Canadian summer camp for counseling.
Regretted the hell out or flashing Paris Hilton.
That’s haut.
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I vote on paper ballots.
Getting rid of my old tires by burning them..
I set up a GoFundMe page for jet fuel for private jets for the upcoming climate change conferences
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I demand my Scotch ‘on the rocks’.
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I set my thermostat to 40°.
Celsius.
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I taught the Sun how to twerk.
I don’t even know what that means, but I’d like to hear a rock song based on that phrase.
Every sun is twerkin for the weekend
Every sun wants a new sundance
Price a sunscreen’s goin’ off the deep end
Everybody needs to put on pants
You want a piece of my rays
You better start early each day
You want your body to glow,
Come on radiation let’s go…
… by existing, thereby blocking the children from breathing clean air…
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.