July about the fourth. Han shot first. White guy always shoots first.
It’s a finger to the Brits and a few more to the fireworks manufacturers.
The freedom to declare factual answers to be hate speech and the second, and only other, given right to ask WWMMPS? (What Would My Marxist Professor Say?)
“It’s a white supremacist nightmare, that’s what it is…”
“I’m so triggered right now… I need a safe space to calm myself…”
Law student:
“Hahahahaha you’re just trying to get me to perjure myself.”
Cinco de Mayo
“7 years of college down the drain”
They Asked Random College Students What July 4th Celebrates. Their Responses: …
would make a stone weep.
They Asked Random College Students What July 4th Celebrates. Their Responses: …
Just one week until 7-11.
They Asked Random College Students What July 4th Celebrates. Their Responses: …
I wasn’t told there would be a quiz.
…”ummm….the invention of fireworks?”
The rise of voice at the end of the question was correct, but you edited out three uses of the word “like” and two “ums.”
Kind of like Biden’s White House Transcripts.
…the Big Bang Theory
17 months more of BS…
“When does Paul Revere ride through town and give out presents?”
--Calvin (Bill Waterson)
July 4th celebrates the day America was founded. In 1942. By some dude. And is now called Bonerland.
July about the fourth. Han shot first. White guy always shoots first.
It’s a finger to the Brits and a few more to the fireworks manufacturers.
The freedom to declare factual answers to be hate speech and the second, and only other, given right to ask WWMMPS? (What Would My Marxist Professor Say?)
That one day of the year when Uber rides are $4 off…of course we should celebrate..duuuuh