Straight Line of the Day: What Just Got Delivered to the IMAO Mailroom? Posted by Oppo on 29 July 2023, 12:00 pm 1
Once the lid gets lifted you can NOT put it down..have wire cutters and only cut the BLUE wire…just the BLUE wire.. 2 Reply to this comment
No, only one is blue. Some are periwinkle, a couple are azure, we have a few cobalt, some cerulean and even a teal. Only one is truly blue. Don’t let us down. (Or blow us up.) 2 Reply to this comment
Azure there cut away..starting on the right because anything left is always bad… 1 Reply to this comment
What Just Got Delivered to the IMAO Mailroom? The Red Ryder decoder ring I ordered in 1953. 5 Reply to this comment
…and empty bottle of ACME Brain Freeze Pills that had been inadvertantly delivered to Mitch McConnell instead of President Biden. 1 Reply to this comment
Suspicious package delivered to IMAO? To be fair, there is much about IMAO for a package to suspect. 4 Reply to this comment
Sorry, that was supposed to go to the other office. I can’t really have my Hello Kitty Smiley Time Playset delivered to the fifth circle of the Inferno. It might make me the target of other demons’ gests. 3 Reply to this comment
The missing evidence in the Kelner case! Better check underneath it that there aren’t 30,000 e mails relating to “Chelsea’s wedding!” 4 Reply to this comment
Poor Chelsea. Can you even begin to realize the level of hell she must have gone through having to plan the wedding with her mother witch? Reply to this comment
Hookers and blow. Oops – sorry. It was misdelivered. It was actually addressed to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. Attn: Hunter 4 Reply to this comment
I did not realize that hookers could be delivered in a cardboard box. This changes everything. 5 Reply to this comment
I got one once and it was a live Hungarian Circus Dwarf.
Once the lid gets lifted you can NOT put it down..have wire cutters and only cut the BLUE wire…just the BLUE wire..
ALL THE WIRES ARE BLUE!
No, only one is blue. Some are periwinkle, a couple are azure, we have a few cobalt, some cerulean and even a teal. Only one is truly blue.
Don’t let us down.
(Or blow us up.)
Azure there cut away..starting on the right because anything left is always bad…
To the dog bomb squad all the wires are shades of gray.
What Just Got Delivered to the IMAO Mailroom?
The Red Ryder decoder ring I ordered in 1953.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
…and empty bottle of ACME Brain Freeze Pills that had been inadvertantly delivered to Mitch McConnell instead of President Biden.
Government Cheese from 1946
Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
or
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Suspicious package delivered to IMAO?
To be fair, there is much about IMAO for a package to suspect.
Sorry, that was supposed to go to the other office. I can’t really have my Hello Kitty Smiley Time Playset delivered to the fifth circle of the Inferno. It might make me the target of other demons’ gests.
Schrodinger’s cat.
Or not…
The missing evidence in the Kelner case! Better check underneath it that there aren’t 30,000 e mails relating to “Chelsea’s wedding!”
Poor Chelsea. Can you even begin to realize the level of hell she must have gone through having to plan the wedding with her mother witch?
Hookers and blow.
Oops – sorry. It was misdelivered. It was actually addressed to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. Attn: Hunter
I did not realize that hookers could be delivered in a cardboard box. This changes everything.
Flush it down the toilet NOW NOW NOW!
Anybody seen that 4 pound bag of grout I ordered?
It was on your front porch under the white chair yesterday.
What Just Got Delivered to the IMAO Mailroom?
some tofu, very suspicious.