Please do not — please, do NOT — refer to his daughter. I know it rhymes just perfectly. PG site and all that. Sick bastard or not.
Straight Line of the Day:
Please complete this rhyme —
“Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . . “
“Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . .
Joe forgot, but Jill gave thought
And Joe paid up his quarter.“
“Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . . “
but he got lost
at such a cost
to America’s international standing.
But near the top
the both did swap
Now Jill is Joe and Joe is someone’s daughter.
Rules are for suckers.
Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . .
Joe fell down
And cracked a frown,
Then totally dissed his granddaughter
And I don’t want to see any codicil tears over this answer…
Joe fell down
without renown
The media refuted “MAGA fodder”
While at the top
Says Hunter’s pop
“Wuh damma abutadesatter!”
Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . .
He called a hard lid,
Then sniffed up some kid,
‘Stead of doing our work, like he ought, er…
Joe and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a stupid son.
Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . .
Yellen said “No”,
So she’s got to go,
The fallout is media fodder
Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water . . .
Some day when they die
No one wonders why
Their eternal lodging will be much much hotter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
They ddidnt go up for water
Where was Joe’s 10%?