That’s what I was trying to tell her but she wasn’t having any of it …while waving a gigantic paddle board in my face, all the while turning a bright red in the face. Some things a person can never forget.
… and then, I suggested she get out of her work dress and change into a grey “XL” (or small) gym shirt and shorts and play dodgeball. Imagine my surprise when she agreed!
By now, the school was locked up for the day, and everyone else had gone home, so we had the gym, the showers, and the locker rooms to ourselves.
Later, she took me home to her house and insisted on making dinner. That is when she took off her scrunchie and her glasses, and I saw her uninhibited side.
Whiskey? Horrors. Tequila man, TEQUILA!
Whiskey, man, Whiskey!
Those were some mad Photoshop skills, you must admit.
I see that the censor was sampling the vintage reserve…
I can’t comment on that. Nor can this intern:
PG!
37% nipple is better than 0% nipple.
A philosophy — a code — to live by.
I tried to explain that to my teacher once, but she wasn’t buying it.
Once I tried to explain it also but she was weirdly, and completely obsessed, in finding who threw the huge spit ball stuck on the blackboard.
That wasn’t a spit ball.
That’s what I was trying to tell her but she wasn’t having any of it …while waving a gigantic paddle board in my face, all the while turning a bright red in the face. Some things a person can never forget.
… and then, I suggested she get out of her work dress and change into a grey “XL” (or small) gym shirt and shorts and play dodgeball. Imagine my surprise when she agreed!
By now, the school was locked up for the day, and everyone else had gone home, so we had the gym, the showers, and the locker rooms to ourselves.
Later, she took me home to her house and insisted on making dinner. That is when she took off her scrunchie and her glasses, and I saw her uninhibited side.
Some teachers you never forget.
I thought the shower cam was disabled.
Err, not that there was one.
5G, 3D, panoramic, slow motion setting, and “bow-chicka-wow-wow” built in. So they say.
See? You don’t get paid for working here, but there are perks.
Why does Walrus get the second-floor babes?
I’m cuter.
And have Tequila.