If Your House Were Haunted, What Would That Entail?
I’m not a pervert but I would constantly walk around naked just for a goof to see if the ghosts are offended. If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a Snowflake Ghost.
I’ve got three kids constantly stumbling and bumbling their way around the house in the middle of the night for water or the bathroom. A ghost would have to do something pretty outrageous for me to even notice.
A bit of moaning, a lot of cackling at inappropriate times, general confusion about what is happening. I guess it would be like getting a job as one of Kamala’s aides.
If Your House Were Haunted, What Would That Entail?
I’m not a pervert but I would constantly walk around naked just for a goof to see if the ghosts are offended. If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a Snowflake Ghost.
If Your House Were Haunted, What Would That Entail?
The Assessor would use that as an excuse to raise my taxes.
A bump in the night, followed by, “Dammit, who closed the bathroom door again?”
If Your House Were Haunted, What Would That Entail?
I would be much more comfortable with the oddly appropriate ads on my Smartphone.
It would explain why the roaches left…
If Your House Were Haunted, What Would That Entail?
Ghosts of interns past.
Spirits. Plenty of spirits. Top shelf.
I’d have someone to blame when the wife accuses me of leaving the toilet seat up.
The wife would have someone to blame for all the credit card charges to the Home Shopping Network.
I’ve got three kids constantly stumbling and bumbling their way around the house in the middle of the night for water or the bathroom. A ghost would have to do something pretty outrageous for me to even notice.
A bit of moaning, a lot of cackling at inappropriate times, general confusion about what is happening. I guess it would be like getting a job as one of Kamala’s aides.
It would be the Ghost of George Washington, permanently dizzy from all the spinning in his grave over what the state that bears his name is doing.
Cats going for life number 10.
It would entail entrails
The sound of a bearing going in your furnace..then you remember it isn’t even on…