There shall be built a trap door under the president’s chair in the oval office that leads to a pit of laser equipped sharks. Every citizen shall have in their possession a button that actuates this door. Any citizen that presses this button is now president, and thus must sit in the chair.
Nope. We got a tunnel dug right up to the Democrat Chamber side ready to go.
I propose an amendment to the Constitution:
There shall be built a trap door under the president’s chair in the oval office that leads to a pit of laser equipped sharks. Every citizen shall have in their possession a button that actuates this door. Any citizen that presses this button is now president, and thus must sit in the chair.
Frikken lasers man, frikken.
Yes, Mr. FBI, the congressional chamber is round…
Only if you can promise we won’t be walking into any adult movies being filmed.
With all the coke flying around, it’s not like you’re going to remember anyway.