Bumbling Joe Biden says Donald Trump is the ‘SITTING President’ as confused 81-year-old stumbles through economic speech in South Carolina trying to shore up support for another term
Daily Mail | 1/28/24 | Emma Richter

Biden’s newest gaffe came just after he stumbled during another speech at a Wisconsin Brewery where he called Trump a ‘professor’ rather than ‘predecessor,’ before correcting himself.

During his remarks, the President seemed to speak nonsensically as he said: ‘The beer brewed here. It is used to make the brewed beer. During it define, of, Earth Rider.’

I like how the immigration bureaucracy is called “Or-r-…”

Far More Than the Border Wall’s Cost: HHS Spent Huge Money to Help Illegal Aliens Improve Their Credit Scores
America First Report | Jan. 23, 2024 | JD Rucker

I wish this was a headline from the Babylon Bee but no, this is real life…

Remember when Democrats and RINOs in Congress told President Donald Trump that $15 billion was too much for a border wall? Then they said $6 billion was too much. Then they said $3.2 billion was too much.

The border wall was never finished and the Biden-Harris regime has been practically begging illegal aliens to come across and to bring friends. Lots of friends. Lots of military-aged male friends. Good times..

As a result, the Office of Refugee Resettlement, which is supposed to be working with actual weary asylum-seekers escaping war-torn homelands or who have been ravaged by massive natural disasters, is instead spending huge amounts of taxpayer dollars to pamper people who have “different” reasons for coming to America.

According to Washington Times:

The federal agency responsible for busing, sheltering and supporting the largely unauthorized immigrant population pouring across America’s borders spent nearly $20 billion over the last two years, according to a new report.

Most of that money was spent on sheltering and caring for immigrant children who are in the U.S. illegally, with other funds also going to help new arrivals from Afghanistan, Cuba, Haiti and other nations favored by President Biden’s immigration policies, according to OpenTheBooks.com.

It’s not just more people. The Office of Refugee Resettlement, part of the Health and Human Services Department, is expanding the type of assistance it offers to include helping migrants access loans, build credit or collect direct cash payments.

We have veterans committing suicide, an unprecedented homeless crisis, formerly middle class Americans working three jobs to put food on the table, and the Biden-Harris regime is focused on helping Chinese “asylum seekers” to build their credit scores.

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How many border walls could have been built for $20 billion?

A side: Get the Max for the Minimum: Steal Suitcase

B side: 76 Hand-Rolled Joints in the Big Charade

A side reprise: Steal Suitcase But This Time Fill It Up With Other Stolen Goods, Duh

Venezuelan Migrant Has Managed To Get Arrested 3 Times in 3 Months
CWB Chicago | January 24, 2024

CHICAGO — Franklin Travieso Zerpa, a 31-year-old Venezuelan migrant living at the Standard Club shelter in the Loop, has managed to do something few native Chicagoans have done: get arrested three times in three months.

His local legal troubles began on October 30 after TJ Maxx employees allegedly saw him take a suitcase from a display, stuff it with items, and head for the door, according to a CPD arrest report. Charged with misdemeanor retail theft, he was released from the station a short time later.

Then, on December 21, Standard Club employees summoned police to the shelter after they allegedly saw a “large amount” of marijuana in his bag when he went through a security checkpoint. The staff gave police a box containing 76 hand-rolled cigarettes “suspected to be marijuana” that they seized from him, another CPD report said.

Zerpa allegedly told the officer that he had the 76 joints for “personal use” but conceded that he also sold them for $3 each, according to the report. He was charged with felony manufacture-delivery of cannabis.

With those cases still pending, Zerpa was arrested again Tuesday afternoon at Macy’s, 111 North State. A store security guard told police they saw Zerpa take a suitcase from a display, stuff it with $380 worth of clothing, and walk out the door, a third CPD report said.

He will be detained until he sees the two judges handling his other cases later this week.

Terrors of the Michelle Obama (Presidential) Prophecy
JohnKassNews | 01/26/2024 | John Kass

The world is not just about snuggling with housebroken puppies and rainbows out your window and riding unicorns bareback. The real world can be terrifying. Just ask former First Lady Michelle Obama.

She’s trembling with terror like a princess in a fairy tale being chased by Baba Yaga. And this terror of hers has infected the American news media with even more terror. Which brings us to the Michelle Obama Prophecy.

First, please understand that Michelle is terribly afraid that former President Donald Trump will recapture the White House. Her husband’s “Big Guy,” also known as China Joe Biden, is haplessly watching his job approval ratings plummet, especially in the swing states that will take other Democrat politicians down with him.

So they’re afraid, the media is afraid, and Michelle is pushing the panic button.

“I am terrified about what could possibly happen,” Ms. Obama said of this year’s presidential election on a podcast.

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But the Obamas don’t have to worry about being crowded out by illegals. They live in Martha’s Vineyard, where illegal migrants were booted out.

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Black Democrats in particular feel betrayed, and as their children are evicted from schools and parks they make angry noises about bolting from the Democrat Party which will only get worse once cities like Chicago build tent cities to house the illegals and cut deeply into social service budgets to appease them.

Millions of illegal immigrants have flooded across Biden’s non-existent border—10,000 a day—overwhelming the cities with demands for housing and services and bringing a torrent of narcotics.

All this has given new life to the Michelle Obama prophecy.

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Biden is failing, especially in the key swing states.