“Why Miss Cardinale you look a little worried.”
“Sorry sir, just not feeling myself today.”
“”Then you should let someone else feel you.”
“…..”
“Just saying.”
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Archive of entries posted on 13th January 2024
I Didn’t Even Know It Was Still Around
. . . And I didn’t know there was such a job title.
Fruit Stripe Gum Is Gone Forever
Food & Wine | January 9, 2024 | Jelisa Castrodale…
In late 2021, Greg Guidotti, the General Manager of the Sugar Portfolio at Ferrara Candy Company, told Food Business News that sales of Fruit Stripe gum had increased 4.5% over the previous year. The company was then launching Fruit Stripe gummy candies, which also seem to have been discontinued.
It [had] introduced a zebra mascot named Yipes, and the slogan “Yipes! Stripes!,” which are both familiar to anyone whose childhood also included a steady diet of Saturday morning cartoons. In 2016, Yipes was even name-dropped in a Jeopardy! question, which asked the contestants what kind of animal he was.
A much better mascot than the Candy Cornholer, in my opinion.
Professor Discovers Scientific Way To Expose MaryAnn in Remarkable Display of TV I Would Watch
Local Man Has To Blow His Nose Four Times; Country Put Into Lockdown
Local Grandma Eats Grapes in Produce Aisle, Complains That Grocer’s Prices Are Too High
Latest Monkey News: The Headline Speaks for Itself
Florida’s Next Invasive Species? Likely a Monkey, Report Says, Following Its Swimming, Deadly Cousin
Kinsey Crowley and Steve McQuilkin | USA Today | 1/11/24
… the crab-eating macaque, a type of monkey. . . .
The report has a swimming, deadly cousin?
I Tire of This Fellow
Aren’t you the president, Joe?
Biden, 81, says he works ‘for the government in the SENATE’ and throws Lloyd Austin under the bus by saying the secret hospital trip WAS a lapse in judgment at Pennsylvania coffee shop
UK Daily Mail | January 12 2024 | Emily Goodin
Straight Line of the Day: What Else Are Houseplants Guilty Of?
Apparently, Houseplants Now Contribute to Climate Change
American Thinker | 9 Jan, 2024 | Chris TalgoThe climate-change killjoys have gone to great lengths in recent years linking practically anything and everything as a contributor to climate change. Gas stoves? Check. Dishwashers? Check. Eating meat? Check. Sporting events? Check. Breathing? Check, too.
Given this history, I must say I was not all that surprised when I read a recent article in the Washington Post claiming, “Indoor houseplants come with a cost to the planet.”
