Good night.
Kaley Cuoco vs Kate Beckinsale
Kaley Cuoco (0-1-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 48.00)
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 48-88
VS
Kate Beckinsale (1-0-0 Pts. 75 Avg. 75.00)
- Defeated Catherine Zeta-Jones 75-63
(Those are words you never thought you’d see together.)
I know she had an invisible plane. OK . . . fine. An invisible plane. . . .
But did she have a lassoo that made people tell the truth? I’m a bit hazy on this, as her breasts always distracted me during her action sequences.
Even behind their bullet-proof shields, those milk puppies had to bounce up and down when she was running. Naturally.
But if the lassoo made people tell the truth, how exactly could that work?
I mean, I could tell her the truth about her breasts bouncing like Mika’s, but did the lassoo delve deeper into one’s psyche than that? Could it make people reveal truths that even they were unaware of?
Oppo: “OK, the truth is . . . “
{starts lifting}
Maine Builds New Rent-Free Apartments for Migrants Paid by State’s Taxpayers
Breitbart | 01/11/2024 | John BinderMaine’s taxpayers are footing the bill for new apartments built specifically for newly arrived border crossers and illegal aliens who will have at least two years’ worth of rent paid for.
And you know that for either this, or some other program that has its funding depleted, Maine will get money funneled to it from the federal government . . . your tax dollars.
Davos’s Party Secrets: Caviar, Magic Mushrooms, Champagne and A-list Private Concerts
Nypost | 01/13/2024 | Dana KennedyForget the fondue.
Caviar, magic mushrooms, gold-leaf desserts, A-list selfies, $2,500-per-night hookers and secret dinners are likely to be on the menu as scores of private jets touch down in Switzerland as soon as Sunday to bring the world’s elite to the small Alpine resort town of Davos for what’s officially known as The World Economic Forum 2024.
I must admit that’s a routine work day around here. I’ve never sampled magic mushrooms, though. Nor $2,500-per-night hookers and secret dinners.
The IMAO forum and its scantily-clad interns were redirected to the lava flow at Grindavík.
Apologies to Walrus for poaching on his territory….
Gadzoooks, Raquel!!!
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Boston25news.com | 01/11/2024 | Katie Brace
BOSTON — A major drugstore chain is shutting down another location in Boston in just a matter of days and people who live in the area are concerned that they are now living in a “pharmacy desert.”
In Boston? Really?
That’s like saying there’s a food desert in Chris Christie’s home.
[P.S., Headline writer: one is concerned “about” something, not “of” something.]
Mistakes Civic for Civil Duty
Record-Cold and Snowy Weather Cancels Candidate Events Ahead of Iowa Caucuses
Breitbart | 12 Jan 2024 | Olivia RondeauRecord-breaking low temperatures and winter storms may complicate Iowa’s caucuses as events are canceled and voters question what to do.
While the Associated Press reported that snow was continuing to pile on top of the eight inches that had already fallen outside, some people still made the risky trek out to see Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley in Waukee.
“There were moments on the drive up here, I was like, ‘What are we doing?’” Kadee Miller told the outlet of her seven-mile drive from Adel for the Tuesday event. “The reason we drove up here is to really see who she is.”
Miller is unsure which Republican will get her vote, but she says she will still make it to the in-person leadoff caucuses despite the Associated Press predicting “a frigid, slap-you-in-the-face cold night in the forecast.”
“It’s important. It’s kind of our civil duty, right?” said Miller, 49. “So that’s what we have to do.”
Lava moving towards Grindavík, Iceland after new fissure opens
https://rumble.com/v46xphq-lava-moving-towards-grindavk-iceland-after-new-fissure-opens.html
Live stream
https://rumble.com/v46xnqe-eruption-lava-moving-towards-grindavk-iceland.html