Babesleaga Division 3 Winners Group : Week 2 : Kaley Cuoco vs Kate Beckinsale

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Kaley Cuoco vs Kate Beckinsale

Kaley Cuoco (0-1-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 48.00)

  • Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 48-88

VS

Kate Beckinsale (1-0-0 Pts. 75 Avg. 75.00)

  • Defeated Catherine Zeta-Jones 75-63

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127 votes · 127 answers

We at IMAO Are Worried About zzyzx in Alaska and ScottyT in Canada. How Are You Dealing With the Cold?

A Serious Wonder Woman Question

(Those are words you never thought you’d see together.)

I know she had an invisible plane. OK . . . fine. An invisible plane. . . .

But did she have a lassoo that made people tell the truth? I’m a bit hazy on this, as her breasts always distracted me during her action sequences.

Even behind their bullet-proof shields, those milk puppies had to bounce up and down when she was running. Naturally.

But if the lassoo made people tell the truth, how exactly could that work?

I mean, I could tell her the truth about her breasts bouncing like Mika’s, but did the lassoo delve deeper into one’s psyche than that? Could it make people reveal truths that even they were unaware of?

Oppo: “OK, the truth is . . . “

{starts lifting}

Babesleaga Division 3 Winners Group : Week 2 : Jennifer Connelly vs Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Jennifer Connelly vs Catherine Zeta-Jones

Jennifer Connelly (0-0-1 Pts. 73 Avg. 73.00)

  • Tied Rita Hayworth 73-73

VS

Catherine Zeta-Jones (0-1-0 Pts. 63 Avg. 63.00)

  • Lost to Kate Beckinsale 63-75

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124 votes · 124 answers

The Babesleaga Isn’t The Only Thing That Will Get Your Blood A-Pumping

Maine Builds New Rent-Free Apartments for Migrants Paid by State’s Taxpayers
Breitbart | 01/11/2024 | John Binder

Maine’s taxpayers are footing the bill for new apartments built specifically for newly arrived border crossers and illegal aliens who will have at least two years’ worth of rent paid for.

And you know that for either this, or some other program that has its funding depleted, Maine will get money funneled to it from the federal government . . . your tax dollars.

Intern Auditions

I Hereby Declare 2024 the “Metayear” ™

No substance; just results.

Whether Republicans win or Democrats cheat, we’ll just have to see.

We’ll only get the top-level information, not the underlying data.

Call Me Old-Fashioned — But I Think This Catwoman Is Pushing the Envelope

Babesleaga Division 3 Winners Group : Week 2 : Elizabeth Hurley vs Olivia Newton-John

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Elizabeth Hurley vs Olivia Newton-John

Elizabeth Hurley (1-0-0 Pts. 88 Avg. 88.00)

  • Defeated Kaley Cuoco 88-48

VS

Olivia Newton-John (1-0-0 Pts. 83 Avg 83.00)

  • Defeated Elizabeth Shue 83-63

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119 votes · 119 answers

Wait — How Did IMAO Get Left Off the List?

Davos’s Party Secrets: Caviar, Magic Mushrooms, Champagne and A-list Private Concerts
Nypost | 01/13/2024 | Dana Kennedy

Forget the fondue.

Caviar, magic mushrooms, gold-leaf desserts, A-list selfies, $2,500-per-night hookers and secret dinners are likely to be on the menu as scores of private jets touch down in Switzerland as soon as Sunday to bring the world’s elite to the small Alpine resort town of Davos for what’s officially known as The World Economic Forum 2024.

I must admit that’s a routine work day around here. I’ve never sampled magic mushrooms, though. Nor $2,500-per-night hookers and secret dinners.

The IMAO forum and its scantily-clad interns were redirected to the lava flow at Grindavík.

Apologies to Walrus for poaching on his territory….

Gadzoooks, Raquel!!!

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Straight Line of the Day: Identifying Traits of a Pharmacy Desert: …

Boston Residents Concerned of ‘Pharmacy Desert’ as Closure of Another Walgreens Nears

Boston25news.com | 01/11/2024 | Katie Brace

BOSTON — A major drugstore chain is shutting down another location in Boston in just a matter of days and people who live in the area are concerned that they are now living in a “pharmacy desert.”

In Boston? Really?

That’s like saying there’s a food desert in Chris Christie’s home.

[P.S., Headline writer: one is concerned “about” something, not “of” something.]

Welcome to IMAO! Finally! A Look Inside the Interns’ Dorm

Actually, the infirmary, where they’re playing strep poker.

Stupid Iowa Voter Faces Slap-You-in-the-Face Cold To Ask ‘What Are We Doing?’

Mistakes Civic for Civil Duty

Record-Cold and Snowy Weather Cancels Candidate Events Ahead of Iowa Caucuses
Breitbart | 12 Jan 2024 | Olivia Rondeau

Record-breaking low temperatures and winter storms may complicate Iowa’s caucuses as events are canceled and voters question what to do.

While the Associated Press reported that snow was continuing to pile on top of the eight inches that had already fallen outside, some people still made the risky trek out to see Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley in Waukee.

“There were moments on the drive up here, I was like, ‘What are we doing?’” Kadee Miller told the outlet of her seven-mile drive from Adel for the Tuesday event. “The reason we drove up here is to really see who she is.”

Miller is unsure which Republican will get her vote, but she says she will still make it to the in-person leadoff caucuses despite the Associated Press predicting “a frigid, slap-you-in-the-face cold night in the forecast.”

“It’s important. It’s kind of our civil duty, right?” said Miller, 49. “So that’s what we have to do.”

Babesleaga Division 3 Winners Group : Week 2 : Rita Hayworth vs Elizabeth Shue

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Rita Hayworth vs Elizabeth Shue

Rita Hayworth (0-0-1 Pts. 73 Avg. 73.00)

  • Tied Jennifer Connelly 73-73

VS

Elizabeth Shue (0-1-0 Pts. 63 Avg. 63.00)

  • Lost to Olvia Newton-John 63-83

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Who do you prefer?
108 votes · 108 answers

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