‘Upset’ Florida Man Erupts at Subway Over Uncut Footlong, Throws Sandwich Back at Employee
The Messenger | 01/11/2024 | Blake Harper

A man in Florida has been charged with battery after he threw his Subway sandwich at an employee because it had not been cut into two pieces.

Alberto De Barros ordered a sandwich at a Subway in Stuart, Florida on Tuesday, Jan. 9, but was “upset” with the sandwich artist upon discovering that the sandwich had not been sliced in half.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Cassandra Tia Pierre-Louis, the employee, told De Barros that she would no longer be serving him after he “began causing a disruptive scene.”

Rather than walk away, the 54-year-old decided the right thing to do was throw his sandwich at Pierre-Louis. De Barros then left the restaurant but, Pierre-Louis followed him outside and photographed his license plate.

De Barros was eventually tracked down by police and admitted that he was “upset over his sandwich not being cut” but said he meant to hit the counter with his sandwich instead of Pierre-Louis.

However, store surveillance showed De Barros picking up the sandwich and throwing it at the employee. De Barros was arrested and charged with battery.

After posting a $1,000 bond, De Barros was released from custody at the Martin County jail. He is scheduled for an arraignment on Feb. 1.

Too bad we don’t have a Martian Colony jail.

Jelly Roll Delivers Testimony on Fentanyl Bill
ABC News | January 11, 2024

Singer Jelly Roll speaks at the Senate hearing on a fentanyl bill, saying 190 people in America die daily from a drug overdose.

Paul Simon lyrics:

Come on, take me to the Mardi Gras
Where the people sing and play
Where the dancing is elite
And there’s music in the street
Both night and day

Hurry, take me to the Mardi Gras
In the city of my dreams
You can legalize your lows
You can wear your summer clothes
In the New Orleans

And I will lay my burden down
Rest my head upon that shore
And when I wear that starry crown
I won’t be wanting anymore

Take your burdens to the Mardi Gras
Let the music wash your soul
You can mingle in the street
You can jingle to the beat
Of Jelly Roll

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Dubai’s dark side: Top lawyer warns women of ‘scary’ dangers of heading to the UAE to marry rich men – as females flaunt their luxury lives with designer bags, clothes and supercars in the Middle East
Daily Mail | 1.11.2024 | Aidan Radnedge

British wives boasting of luxury new lives funded by millionaire husbands in Dubai have been warned they risk being dumped homeless on the streets at any moment.

And … mens!!!!!!!!!!!!

Experts have revealed a surge in complaints from not only women but also men betrayed and dumped by wealthy partners after upping sticks for the Middle East.

“Upping sticks”: is that what they’re calling it now?

May need a Euphemism Alert.

And to add to LGTQDubai+.

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