Inertia: It’s a Hell of a Drug

“We’ve never had a problem before, so . . . Whatever. I’m out in a few more years.”

Air Force Punishes 15 Troops

American Military News | Dec. 12, 2023 | Timothy Frudd

The United States Air Force announced Monday that 15 Air National Guard officers and troops were punished as the result of classified information being leaked by a 21-year-old Air National Guard member earlier this year.

In a report to Congress, the Air Force noted that while the investigation found that 21-year-old Airman 1st Class Jack Teixeira acted alone by allegedly [?? — Either he did or he didn’t — if he didn’t, then why the punishments?] disclosing hundreds of classified documents on social media and that there was no evidence superior officers were aware of his actions, the Air Force cited a “lack of supervision” as the reasoning behind the punishment of 15 Air National Guard officers and troops.

The Air Force’s report cited multiple indirect factors that led to classified information being leaked on social media, including:

the failure of commanders to adequately inspect areas under their command,

inconsistent guidance for reporting security incidents,

inconsistent definitions of the ‘Need to Know’ concept,

conflation of classified system access with the ‘Need to Know’ principle,

inefficient and ineffective processes for administering disciplinary actions,

lack of supervision/oversight of night shift operations, and a

failure to provide security clearance field investigation results.

“Well, I’m going to have Skip look into this until I retire. So — can we still hire men who dress in high heels, or what?”

Straight Line of the Day: Besides Buying a Hat and Not Speaking the Language, What Are Other Good Ways To Immerse Yourself In Other Cultures?

Tearful TikTok Traveler Unable To Speak French Felt ‘Isolated’ During Trip to France
Canoe | 01 11 2024 | Eddie Chau

Brushing up on language and customs might be worth looking into when visiting a foreign country.

An American TikToker named Angela, known by her social media handle RealPHDFoodie, found that out the hard way after a trek to France didn’t go well, despite her efforts to fit in with the community.

In a recent TikTok video entitled ‘France made me cry,’ Angela travelled to Lyon, France, her first stop in an eight-city solo trek across Europe. A tearful, beret-wearing Angela said she didn’t recommend visiting Lyon if you don’t speak French.

Despite her hat choice, Angela said she couldn’t fit in.

“It’s my first time visiting. To be honest the experience is very isolating,” Angela said, per the Daily Mail. “Don’t get me wrong, it’s a beautiful city … it has a lot to see and do and discover. But I don’t recommend it for a solo traveller or for someone who doesn’t speak French because it’s a very isolating experience.”

The food and travel influencer described the locals as “very indifferent,” noting she had no problem meeting and socializing with others in Germany and Italy. But in France, people “make you feel bad for not knowing their culture or speaking their language.”

“I haven’t really met anybody here and I’ve been here for five or six days now,” she said. “I almost feel stupid for coming here and spending money. I even bought a French hat. I’m here to learn and explore but the experience is just … I don’t really like it.”

Cartoons and Memes

“Oh, Mr. Walrus I am sorry about that small mistake last week.”

“After the appropriate punishment is made everything will be fine.”

“I don’t suppose you can find it in your heart to skip the spanking.”

“Certainly. We can skip right to the next part.”

“Oooh.”

“Remember that pose.”

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