“Did you know that Amelia Earhart was my aunt? No joke. She got shot down in the same area of the South Pacific, near where the Titanic sank. The cannibals shot them down using an AR-15 that shot 800 rounds per second. I took Amtrak to the crash site every day across the Francis Scott Key bridge. Jill tried to trade breakfast tacos for both Ambrose and Amelia, but negotiations fell through when she also demanded to know the name of the cannibals’ fashion designer, so she could upgrade her wardrobe. Did I say no joke already?”
Story seems a bit incomplete… somewhere between the bridge & the breakfast tacos you forgot to work in his experience as an over the road semi-truck driver.
One cannibal was known to say the Bidens taste like bullsh!t.
We hold this and other truths to be self-evident
Would have thought they would have recovered it… eventually.
“Did you know that Amelia Earhart was my aunt? No joke. She got shot down in the same area of the South Pacific, near where the Titanic sank. The cannibals shot them down using an AR-15 that shot 800 rounds per second. I took Amtrak to the crash site every day across the Francis Scott Key bridge. Jill tried to trade breakfast tacos for both Ambrose and Amelia, but negotiations fell through when she also demanded to know the name of the cannibals’ fashion designer, so she could upgrade her wardrobe. Did I say no joke already?”
Story seems a bit incomplete… somewhere between the bridge & the breakfast tacos you forgot to work in his experience as an over the road semi-truck driver.
And the cannibals killed Beau.
Name a Joe Biden fantasy that isn’t disturbing.
I imagine that with resources available to him, his ice cream fantasy’s are delicious.