- “I honestly wish Oppo didn’t know the whole Beatles catalog.”
- “I wish he could sing in key. You know, “a capella” doesn’t work for most of the songs.”
- “I really, really detest Revolution 9, especially. I’m thinking of turning in my badge.”
- “I’m sorry; was that hate speech? It felt like it was hate speech. Feel free to turn me in, Bro. Here’s my Glock…”
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“What, no pr0nstar groups in the Babesleaga?”
“Jones, you seem to spend more time monitoring IMAO on Mondays than any other day…”
“Raquel is on my government watch list.”
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“How come he never builds anything that can used to overthrow the government?”
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“Zechariah must be code for something…”
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“Doesn’t this guy watch anything besides reruns of The Closer and Major Crimes?”
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Some things I’d rather NOT know.
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I’m gonna have trouble sleeping.
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Ain’t nobody gonna believe this.
Oppo knows everything there is to know about the Beatles but does he know the true meaning of Helter Skelter besides that old line about it being about the fall of the Roman Empire?
Roller Coaster.
Also, someone praised The Who in Paul’s presence, saying their latest song had a “dirty” sound — so he wanted to make a song with a “dirtier” sound than anything else out there. Ringo’s complaint about blisters on his fingers was genuine.
It was truly the dirtiest sound until the NY Dolls came along.https://youtu.be/Uiwkr8TqAEM?si=cQJA8RDlHtcvheOu
“I swear to God, I’m gonna go full-Waco-Siege on him if I hear him say ‘tuna’ one more time.”
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Will that jackass ever stop whining about that stupid shillelagh?
“Well, Jones, maybe you should give it back. Just leave it outside his door or something.”
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Not enough Yak.
“Why does Buttigieg spend all his time trolling right-wing humor sites instead of doing his job?”
Gumbeaux has an anti-hacking program which auto plays Yoko Ono at airplane level decibels in the hacker’s computer. I’m sorry, what did you say? Could you speak louder?
“While I was listening to Oppo, someone switched my coffee with something.”
Sure, those interns are attractive, but they ain’t no Dylan Mulvaney. Pass me another Bud Light, Twinkletoes.