Slightly different exercise today. You are asked to help create a quiz, not answer one.
What would you ask of the test participants?
Q: A nonsense-gibbering homicidal maniac breaks into your house overnight, saying how he is going to slay everyone in the neighborhood.
Do you:
A: ______________________
B: ______________________
C: ______________________
Fill in the blanks.
Ex.:
(A) Talk to him rationally.
(B) Walk to him rationally.
(C) Glock to him rationally.
Or:
(A) Call 911
(B) Shoot him and continue watching Reno 911
(C) Recall 9/11
Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
1) What kind of cis-normative drivel is this?
2) I didn’t realize that geography would be on this test…
3) What wouldn’t I do…
If Biden is letting in more illegal immigrants than the major cities can accommodate, then:
1) Orange Man Bad
2) We need to sent more resources to protect the Ukrainian border
3) Citizens need to open their homes to our guests
4) Build more cities, pronto
“Build more cities, por favor”
If Train A leaves Bakersfield at 1:00 going 60 miles per hour, and Train B never leaves Bakersfield at high speed, how much more will California spend on Train B?
1) Hey, it’s only money
2) I can’t get Jerry to shut up about it
3) We’re counting on endless Federal grants and big investment monies
4) Tax the rich guy more, until he finally moves away too
5) More, more, more… how do you like it? How do you like it?
Sure , it’s a money-loser per passenger mile, but we’ll make it up in volume…
Q. Your government promoted illegal activity has hit an unexpected difficulty. Do you:
A. Make up an implausible story and blame a patsy.
B. Call Dominion and tell them you need another 30 to 40 million ballots.
C. Photoshop an obviously forged Hawaiian birth certificate.
D. Send the newest guy back for a load of dimes.
True or False: You are talking to your friend under a clear blue sky. A transgender, polyamorous, they/them enters the chat. The sky is still blue.
Is “falsies” an option?
Which of the following cries have been previous winners of the European Gull Screeching Championship?
I: “Kweh!”
II: “Wark!”
III: “Nevermore”
IV: “Meow”
V: “Nya, see?”
A: I and II only.
B: IV and V only.
C: All of the above.
D: I, II, III, and V
E: III and IV only.
Extra points for the Bugs Bunny reference!
What are the most common reasons for interns leaving IMAO?
A. How much time do you have?
B. How much ink do you have?
C. A and B only.
D. A & B only.
E. They can check out anytime they like but they can never leave.
Why would they want to?
IMAO staff car
That’s not a staff car…
That’s a staff car!
Q: A nonsense-gibbering homicidal maniac breaks into your house overnight, saying how he is going to slay everyone in the neighborhood.
I would immediately grab him by the nose very hard and ask him if he knew that Vitex can be pruned the same as Crape Myrtles.