There I Was, Using My Sharpie To Draw Little Wedges on Her Skirt — Then I Don’t Clearly Remember What Happened Next

Posted by Oppo on 27 April 2024, 4:00 pm

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Gene

April 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM

Wedges are totally overrated. Wedgies on the other hand…

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walruskkkch

April 27, 2024 at 7:45 PM

I can see why Miss Monroe was not amused.

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There I Was, Using My Sharpie To Draw Little Wedges on Her Skirt — Then I Don’t Clearly Remember What Happened Next

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