Straight Line of the Day: Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … Posted by Oppo on 28 June 2024, 12:00 pm “Baffling” New Species of Snake Discovered in MyanmarScitech Daily | Jan. 28, 2024
Myanmar doctor to peasant farmer: “Can you describe the snake that bit you?” Farmer: “Yes yes it looked like an angry rope!” 1 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … no one knows where in the hell Myanmar is… 2 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it’s a lizard that now identifies as a snake… 3 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it’s wearing a collar that reads, “If Found, Please Return to the Wuhan Institute of Virology”… 2 Reply to this comment
The Reason It’s Baffling: … When you chop off its head it appoints two more deep state administrators. 3 Reply to this comment
Mr. Myanmar had recently switched to a high fiber diet. The Nike logo on the cobra’s chest. 2 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … Mathematicians object that it multiples by dividing. 5 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it thought that Biden “did okay” last night… 3 Reply to this comment
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … is it’s unique and intriguing mating call of “Hawk Tuah”. 3 Reply to this comment
The Reason It’s Baffling: … …it is able to reduce loud noises by as much as 30 dbls. 4 Reply to this comment
The reason it’s baffling… …is that anyone would go looking for a new species of snake. 2 Reply to this comment
Pretty much any kind of snake in a path will impede or redirect flow. Wouldn’t that make them all baffles? 4 Reply to this comment
Myanmar doctor to peasant farmer:
“Can you describe the snake that bit you?”
Farmer: “Yes yes it looked like an angry rope!”
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … no one knows where in the hell Myanmar is…
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it’s a lizard that now identifies as a snake…
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it’s wearing a collar that reads, “If Found, Please Return to the Wuhan Institute of Virology”…
The Reason It’s Baffling: …
…it identifies as a platypus
The Reason It’s Baffling: …
When you chop off its head it appoints two more deep state administrators.
It doesn’t taste like chicken
Mr. Myanmar had recently switched to a high fiber diet.
The Nike logo on the cobra’s chest.
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: …
Mathematicians object that it multiples by dividing.
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: … it thought that Biden “did okay” last night…
Because he made an asp of himself?
The reason it’s baffling…
… it doesn’t mind being tread upon.
Is it asp in the grass?
Or grasp in the ……. oops nevermind
that would be a goose.
Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: …
is it’s unique and intriguing mating call of “Hawk Tuah”.
The Reason It’s Baffling: …
…it is able to reduce loud noises by as much as 30 dbls.
The reason it’s baffling…
…is that anyone would go looking for a new species of snake.
Pretty much any kind of snake in a path will impede or redirect flow. Wouldn’t that make them all baffles?