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There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Biden holla {holler} …
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Biden embarrass …
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Biden embarrass
When his knees gave out“Let me,” she’d shout
“More homeys than ol’ Roger Maris.”
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Joe Biden embarrass
At convention they’ll dump her
For some better Joe-pumper
And what happens to her? Couldn’t care less…
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Joe Biden embarrass.
They gave her an order,
“Go take care of the border”
But she left it instead twice the hot mess…
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Biden holler
Not talking about Joe
It’s Hunter she’d blow
Whenever he had a spare dollar.
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Joe Biden holla …
She fumbled her words
Her thoughts? For the birds!
She’s worth even less than the dolla…
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Joe Biden embarrass.
She admires a big wheel
‘Cause he made her a deal
(Talkin’ Willie Brown here, not the Ferris)…
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Joe Biden embarrass.
a diversity hire
who’s about to retire
Though she thinks she’s the white house heiress
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Joe Biden embarrass.
Old Biden had chose
While his noggin was froze
The symptom of dementia distress.
There once was vice president Kamala
Like Brandon, installed by cabal-a
An annoying cackling hen
Who can’t understand a Venn
In Spanish, she is known is “Que Mala”
Sorry, I only do Prose.
That’s what Kamala said…
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Joe Biden holla …
Her outfits are layered
Biden looks around scayered
But follows the Bunny to the next dolla
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Joe Biden holla …
The sound of her Cackle
Raises the hackle
Of anyone who works for their dolla
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Biden holla
She stepped on his nutz
And yanked on his putz
And told everyone in Walla Walla
There once was vice president Kamala
Who could always make Joe Biden holla
A cackling clown
that’s earned some renown
For her typical speech ensalada.
There was once an old sleaze from Nantucket
2nd fiddle to a perv named Lunch Bucket
She’s a walking mischance
And won’t be given the chance
To become the new Soros White House puppet
There’s a flag on the play.
There once was vice president Harris
Who could even Biden embarrass
She was the kind of a chick
Who liked to suck d***
to help her get to the head of the class