Mine was that one spam email told me that my Costco membership (which I don’t have) has expired, but I can renew it;
yet a later email told me that I won a big Costco sweepstakes! if I enter to claim it.
Also, some fool casino is going to give me a free chance to win online!
Sadly, my SiriusXM subscription (which I don’t have) has also run out. I can apparently renew it, though.
A fool casino just offered me a credit card. Talk about a bad gamble!
I win stuff every day, just by opening IMAO…
My best news today so far:
Some poll showing current leading events –
Kwanzaa 6.8%
Juneteenth 4.8%
Toyotathon 88.4%
I got cards for Father’s Day (well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad…)
Your Best News of the Day:
I woke up to read this.
Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday. But wait, it gets better: Wednesday is Juneteenth. Oh my, can Christmas be far behind?!
I have neither good nor bad news. And if it wasn’t for disappointment, I wouldn’t have any appointment. (I stole that second line)
Email: “Siamese hotties in your state want to meet you. “
You must really have some connections.