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  1. What Is The World Coming To? The end.

    I have had to interact with far too many clowns this week (like any other week) and had to pretend we aren’t in the circus.
    A new male coworker who’s wife writes man on man “romance” novels
    Another new coworker of the L variety
    Monday was a 6’1″. 300+ woman on the bus with a small child and more robust goatee than myself
    Tuesday was the 20ish filipino dude dressed as a woman taking orders at Jimmy John’s
    Yesterday most of my neighbors lost internet, again, because tweakers stole the cabling, again. Damn tweakers need to learn the difference between copper and fiber.

    But if I say I like conservatives I’m offensive.

  2. I usually get $60/hr (non-refundable) for my clairvoyant consulting work, but just this once…

    You might want to make sure you have plenty of warm socks, especially in the couple of weeks following New Years if you spend lot of time outdoors. And a nice hat. By “nice” I mean warm, not stylish, though if you can find one that is both and you can afford it, go for it.

    Ummm, I’d be getting that hat soon, if I was you, otherwise you definitely won’t be able to afford it.

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