Straight Line of the Day: What Other Internet Features Could You Find in Pre-Internet Times? Posted by Oppo on 26 November 2024, 12:00 pm Apparently, it turns out that pre-internet Puritans had Babesleaga. So what else might the Flintstoners have had? Ginger and MaryAnn dial-up? Back to the Feature!
Cancel Culture was alive and well, but was more likely to be effected by a rock to the skull… 2 Reply to this comment
What Other Internet Features Could You Find in Pre-Internet Times? texting. Though it was called writing a letter. 4 Reply to this comment
There were “search engines” back in the day, but assistance from a skilled mechanic was usually helpful. There was also “Twitter”, but further discussion would require a less dignified platform. 1 Reply to this comment
According to this fellow, “[t]he laugh track was, if not our first virtual social network, then at least our most ubiquitous one.” No, really, in the third paragraph. 2 Reply to this comment
Cancel Culture was alive and well, but was more likely to be effected by a rock to the skull…
There were sources of collected information, called libraries…
Memes could be found in the pages of Mad magazine…
There was Zoom on the opening of the Brady Bunch
Art critics. (Mel Brooks fans, y’know what I mean).
What Other Internet Features Could You Find in Pre-Internet Times?
texting. Though it was called writing a letter.
On demand porn! When I worked slow evening shifts at Skaggs Drug Store.
There were “search engines” back in the day,
but assistance from a skilled mechanic was usually helpful.
There was also “Twitter”, but further discussion would require a less dignified platform.
According to this fellow, “[t]he laugh track was, if not our first virtual social network, then at least our most ubiquitous one.”
No, really, in the third paragraph.