It’s Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right.
And she says, “Baby, have you got enough gas?”
( I say)..Oh yeah! 🏎️ (I miss my little Red Go-Cart) 😢
Well, I’m not bragging, babe, so don’t put me down,
But I’ve got the oddest set of wheels in town
If Flintstone comes up to meat me, don’t even try;
‘Cause If I had some chicken wings, man, I know they would fry.
She’s my Little Red Go-Gart
You don’t know what I’ve got!
(I’m surprised you don’t see it. Put down the 4 o’clock cocktail.)
emulution – emu genetic evolution.
emunition – emu’s spit that hits you in the face or back
emunate – emu comes out of hiding and invades your neighborhood
emuncipate – emu will set you free. You’ll be dead But you’ll be free!
emu brute? – Roman emu.
There’s lots more but I won’t hog ’em all.
New meanings for old words:
emulsion (emulsify, etc.) – what happens when an emu stomps on you.
emulation – is he happy to see you or is his beak headed for your pecker? Alternate meanng: you’re so obsessed with the emu that you’re acting like him.
My favorite logue – The all important Prelogue.
The opening lines of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, which introduce the feud between the Capulets and Montagues. The feud was greater than the Hatfields vs McCoys or Dems vs Repubs or even Roadrunner vs 🐺 Coyote, etc. It will never be matched…evvverrr….
But………………..
I will just throw this out there. I’m thinking, truth be known, that perhaps one of the biggest feuds of all time was/is Hillary vs Bill. Especially after the Monica Incident. We will never fully know what was said behind closed doors. You know poor ole Bill has taken an ear full from her. 😂
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes5
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents’ strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark’d love,
And the continuance of their parents’ rage,10
Which, but their children’s end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
noun
plural noun: pantaloons
1.
women’s baggy trousers gathered at the ankles.
2.
a Venetian character in Italian commedia dell’arte represented as a foolish old man wearing pantaloons.
Ex Post Oppo: (Latin phrase) – what happens after Oppo has weighed in, usually a brief uncomfortable chuckle, followed by a vain grasping at words…
Emphatic: But em getting thinner.
Entertwain- when two people show up at the same time.
Eggconomics- studying the cost of breakfast.
TY
E is for engine.
Someone just fired up a Chevy big-block down the street! How sweet it is..
Little Red Go-Cart….mine 🏎️
It’s Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right.
And she says, “Baby, have you got enough gas?”
( I say)..Oh yeah! 🏎️ (I miss my little Red Go-Cart) 😢
Well, I’m not bragging, babe, so don’t put me down,
But I’ve got the oddest set of wheels in town
If Flintstone comes up to meat me, don’t even try;
‘Cause If I had some chicken wings, man, I know they would fry.
She’s my Little Red Go-Gart
You don’t know what I’ve got!
Evadence: (Noun) – What the formerly dominant media puts forth instead of facts to bolster their unsubstantiated claims
Emution. That feeling of dread you get when you know you’ve done something the Emu my not like. See BobB.
One Second, That Emution
You’ve discovered a whole class of E words.
(I’m surprised you don’t see it. Put down the 4 o’clock cocktail.)
emulution – emu genetic evolution.
emunition – emu’s spit that hits you in the face or back
emunate – emu comes out of hiding and invades your neighborhood
emuncipate – emu will set you free. You’ll be dead But you’ll be free!
emu brute? – Roman emu.
There’s lots more but I won’t hog ’em all.
New meanings for old words:
emulsion (emulsify, etc.) – what happens when an emu stomps on you.
emulation – is he happy to see you or is his beak headed for your pecker? Alternate meanng: you’re so obsessed with the emu that you’re acting like him.
“Emu Brute?” — said in the presence of CassiusWary.
E is for Einstein- E=mc^2 (this non-theory equation proves that his IQ was at least twice as high as the average person.) 😝
Equinoglutamond (noun):
Horse’s ass.
Emulogue = when an Emu gets the last word.
My favorite logue – The all important Prelogue.
The opening lines of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, which introduce the feud between the Capulets and Montagues. The feud was greater than the Hatfields vs McCoys or Dems vs Repubs or even Roadrunner vs 🐺 Coyote, etc. It will never be matched…evvverrr….
It will be memory holed by the left fer sure.
But………………..
I will just throw this out there. I’m thinking, truth be known, that perhaps one of the biggest feuds of all time was/is Hillary vs Bill. Especially after the Monica Incident. We will never fully know what was said behind closed doors. You know poor ole Bill has taken an ear full from her. 😂
Biography of the Clintons.
Prelogue:
He couldn’t keep it in his pants.
His pantaloons surely.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes5
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents’ strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark’d love,
And the continuance of their parents’ rage,10
Which, but their children’s end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Emphonetic: When you can’t understand the words, but you still know what’s being said just by the tone.
Exuberpostant: When you mash buttons too fast and get scolded by IMAO for posting too quickly.
Eboquence: (Self-planetory)
Emoo: What happens when an emu sees a fat chick
Emolocate – to enter into a disagreement with a vagabond
Expand ~ Something you do when you gain weight. Expandamate ~ Something your friend does when he gains weight.
noun
plural noun: pantaloons
1.
women’s baggy trousers gathered at the ankles.
2.
a Venetian character in Italian commedia dell’arte represented as a foolish old man wearing pantaloons.
Hillary or Bill? 🤔