Hola amigos. Hablo español y exigiría que la inquisición se llevara a cabo en español. Programar una comparecencia ante el tribunal de instrucción significaría que lo vería venir. Esto viola una regla inquebrantable: No one sees the Spanish Inquisition coming!
“I didn’t realize that “precious bodily fluids” was a sensitive state secret…”
What bloody inquiry?
I never received it in the mail.
“Yes, I shot off the lock, but that bloody limey bastard Mandrake made me do it!”
The same excuse I use for everything: explosive diarrhea
I’m already appearing for depositions at the Court of Declaration and the Court of Imperative that day. You have to let me reschedule!
What Excuse Will You Use To Avoid Appearing Before the Court of Inquiry?
I have information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary CLinton.
Frying pan/ fire.
Until the antibiotic treatment is completed my doctor has strictly forbidden any pranging.
Sorry. I’m scheduled to be at the pint of exclamation that day.
I should have read CaleyGraph2015’s comment before posting.
You can’t let me into the court of inquiry. I’d see everything.
I’d see the big board.
I can’t attend the court of inquiry today. My toilets are bloody and need attending.
I’ve got jury duty that week.
I’m sorry, all of my inquiry needs are met by my wife…
I gave at the office…
You’ll just have to get in line…
I can never attend a Court of Inquiry because truth is not with me, or sumpthin.
Your Honour…would you have a back door to this courtroom…I heard thats how you guys normally operate…
Hola amigos. Hablo español y exigiría que la inquisición se llevara a cabo en español. Programar una comparecencia ante el tribunal de instrucción significaría que lo vería venir. Esto viola una regla inquebrantable: No one sees the Spanish Inquisition coming!