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  1. Bill Clinton’s Lawyer:
    “You’re not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you’ve met, she’s not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you’re perfect for each other”.

    • Just think if O.J. had a court appointed lawyer. He would have gotten the needle 20 years after the murders and his Dream Team would have never said – “If it doesn’t fit, (the murder gloves) you MUST acquit”!…
      O.J., all shook up,not fully understanding wth was going on to the lawyers: “Those gloves were my son’s gloves”!

  2. Innocent, you claim, but you’ll wear the frame

    It’s not a porpoise, it’s habeas corpus

    You can’t make bail, you go to jail

    No warrant in sight, you’re out before night

    The DA holds a grudge, but I bought off the judge

  3. You have that right, but fortunately lawyers tend to be traitorous scoundrels, and will more likely than not betray their employer on a whim. Always get the free lawyer! It got me where I am today.

  4. Luckily those public defenders are typically paid a flat salary regardless of case, case load, or outcome. So they have no motivation to throw the case in favor of the government. In fact they have no motivation to do anything at all.

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