Cleverly disguised as a moose head, the alien carcass was quietly transported to a government facility by the usual contractor. 2 Reply to this comment
…Boris and Natasha finally succeeded in eliminating moose. Now they go after squirrel. 4 Reply to this comment
I’m now vindicated for all the images produced in my head every time I saw a truck for a local tow company called Hooker Towing. 1 Reply to this comment
He was also necking at the time. His girlfriend walked away unscathed. (Don’t neck and drive!) 1 Reply to this comment
Was the moose enjoying Moosehead? Should the last word of that sentence be two words, both in lowercase? 1 Reply to this comment
AIR BAGS SAVE LIVES
(just ask Bullwinkle)
What happens when a moose gets a little squirrelly…
Stretching the boundaries of “under warranty”…
Cleverly disguised as a moose head, the alien carcass was quietly transported to a government facility by the usual contractor.
**Truth in Advertising**
…Got a moosehead that needs towing? Call Moosehead Towing 24/7!
…Boris and Natasha finally succeeded in eliminating moose. Now they go after squirrel.
I’m now vindicated for all the images produced in my head every time I saw a truck for a local tow company called Hooker Towing.
Moose out front shoulda told you
Moose should never drink and drive.
He was also necking at the time. His girlfriend walked away unscathed.
(Don’t neck and drive!)
Was the moose enjoying Moosehead?
Should the last word of that sentence be two words, both in lowercase?
*rimshot*
Parks and Wreck Department
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“I reckon a rack in a wreck.” — Gabby Johnson
“The moose out front should have totaled you.”
This is why I never pi k up hitch-hikers.
A little too on-the-nose if you ask me.