“Without Even Thinking, I …”
Started yodeling yesterday but nothing so far today 🎶..but it’s still early.
Anti-Trumper FBI Lead Investigator:
“Fellow agents, I know this guys yodeling in Nazi Code!…
…I realized in an instant that pure thought was an emergent, existential property of the intelligence of the greater, living Cosmos as embodied by the inherently beautiful dance of endless structures of light and matter with infinite frequencies.
And then the guy sitting next to me said, “Aw, SHUT UP!! and I woke up. 🤣
… paused while a minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then… another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute… passed.
…posted the comment without checking to ensure it didn’t imply I might have information that could result in Hillary Clinton’s arrest, prosecution and conviction.
… crossed the streams…
… & pictured the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
… folded, spindled, and mutilated…
“Without Even Thinking, I …”
Started yodeling yesterday but nothing so far today 🎶..but it’s still early.
Anti-Trumper FBI Lead Investigator:
“Fellow agents, I know this guys yodeling in Nazi Code!…
… messed around with Jim…
Without Even Thinking, I …
. . . could qualify as a Democrat, since not thinking is a prerequisite.
. . . removed that annoying mattress tag
“Without Even Thinking, I …” I thought about it.
…am.
…I realized in an instant that pure thought was an emergent, existential property of the intelligence of the greater, living Cosmos as embodied by the inherently beautiful dance of endless structures of light and matter with infinite frequencies.
And then the guy sitting next to me said, “Aw, SHUT UP!! and I woke up. 🤣
Ditto!
Provincial putz…
…invited my girlfriend to my wife’s 50th birthday party.
… paused while a minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then… another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed. I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute… passed.
Python rulez!
…posted the comment without checking to ensure it didn’t imply I might have information that could result in Hillary Clinton’s arrest, prosecution and conviction.
. . . laughed loudly at a biker when he split tens
. . . kept hitting the Walk button under the mistaken impression it would change the light cycle
. . . checked the shower for a serial killer
. . . lowered the music volume in my car so I could see better