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Archive of entries posted on 3rd July 2025

There’s an Intersection Between Typography and Pornography

Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2025, 4:00 pm

To wit:

Ò, Ó, Ô, Õ, Ö, ò, ó, ô, õ and/or ö

“Guten — berg!”

Filed under One-Shots | 8 Comments

Here’s Why I Hope Zohran Mamdani Vows To Fix New York’s Crumbling Sewer System

Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2025, 3:00 pm

Because of that old song:

“Mamdani Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling . . .”

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He Should Try Using Hillary’s, Kamala’s, and AOC’s Speech Coach

Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2025, 2:00 pm

Fraudulent Communist candidate for NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is grilled about why he uses multiple different accents: “As any immigrant knows, having been born in Uganda and raised in South Africa, is there are different parts of my life.” pic.twitter.com/upmn2BjwlG

— TheBlaze (@theblaze) June 24, 2025

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Name a Movie (Or Movie Line) You’re Totally Surprised Hasn’t Happened Yet

Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2025, 12:00 pm

Courtesy of Gene:

“I’m Bond…Black Bond.”

I guess Cinderfella was way ahead of its time.

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Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 3 July 2025, 10:00 am

“Time to get ready to celebrate the Fourth Mr. Walrus.”

“I know I’m ready to explode.”

“That would be premature.”

“Well, stop encouraging me.”

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