Hey, I just found out that this is the 100th anniversary of Mein Kampf.
So what do we call it? A Descentennial?
On the New York Times We’re-by-far-the-Best Seller list?
Available at Fegelein bookstores everywhere. Next to the Superman comics.
How telling that, no matter how much he and it are despised, our civilization hasn’t burned the book, and allows it to still be read.
But not Huckleberry Finn.
Let’s play “See If You Can Spot the Problem”:
Slidell woman arrested after purchasing luxury car, plastic surgery while on government assistance
WDSU | 7/29/2025 | Metia CarrollSLIDELL, La. — A Slidell woman has been arrested for allegedly purchasing a Lamborghini and plastic surgery while on government assistance.
Red Flag #1, for you government employees out there.
Agents with the Attorney General Liz Murrill’s Louisiana Bureau of Investigation arrested Candace Taylor, 35, of Rousset Ridge in Slidell on Monday.
Agents said they received a complaint from the Louisiana Department of Health regarding Taylor allegedly committing Medicaid Recipient Fraud.
According to the complaint, Taylor underreported her income in order to receive Medicaid benefits.
“Underreported”? That’s putting it mildly, governMensa workers:
The affidavit states that between January 2020 and December 2024, multiple of Taylor’s businesses collectively generated over $9.5 million in revenue across various accounts controlled by her.
Oh, and that’s some very prompt auditing, gov’t employees who have literally one job and can’t be bothered to do it …
In 2020, despite being approved for Medicaid and claiming to possess no income, records showed Taylor’s account recorded deposits of more than $480,000 and more than $45,000 in car payments to Audi Finance.
Really, really hard-to-find paper trails since 2020, I’m sure.
“We’ll just sit on that info for another five years and go to more Diversity field trips and have the office provide us with donuts and coffee five days a week while we look into this.”
Absolutely useless, actually harmful wankers work for us and can’t be fired.
“Hey, Jeff Bezos is applying for food stamps from Monaco. Sounds legit to me. Hyuck, hyuck!”
Delta ‘claimed flight from 100f Florida airport was canceled because of ice on the runway’
UK Daily Mail | 07/28/2025 | Sonya GugliaraDelta Air Lines has sparked an internet uproar after allegedly canceling a flight from Florida due to ‘ice on the runway’ as temperatures neared 100 degrees Fahrenheit outside.
She then reached out to the airline to ask about getting a reimbursement for her hotel room that night.
But her request was denied because the cancelation was ‘weather related,’ according to a Reddit post shared by the flier’s cousin on Sunday.
A Delta agent told the frustrated customer the flight was called off ‘due to a deicing situation, which means the runway was too slippery’ for takeoff, as shown in a message exchange included in the post.
This ‘deicing situation’ was pertaining to the runway in Orlando – where the heat was scorching.
‘The runway was covered in ice,’ the agent continued. ‘This is for safety purposes, and our top priority is the safety of our passengers.’
In response to the icy runway claim, the customer said: ‘It is 95 degrees in Orlando and 84 degrees in New York City.’
It is unclear what the airline representative wrote back to defend their offbeat argument.
‘It was hot but there wasn’t any rain in Orlando or NYC, her destination,’ the Redditor reiterated in the caption. ‘They said it was because of the ice. Huh?’
The debacle caught the attention of thousands of people, many who were just as confused and outraged as the woman and her cousin.
‘I would be on a literal warpath with Delta until the end of time if they tried to tell me they canceled my flight to/from Florida because of pretend ice in 100 degree weather,’ one person asserted.
‘Can confirm no ice anywhere on the ground in Orlando,’ a Floridan added.
Well there was a missing week in there. I blame Trump.
Results
| Cassandra Harris | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 153 | 2 | 26 |
| Madelaine Smith | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 120 | 0 | 70 |
New Matches for 7/30/2025
Match 1
Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) vs Tina Hudson (Bianca)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Britt Ekland | 3 – 1 – 0 | 785 – 4 – 210 |
Actress: Britt Ekland Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tina Hudson | 3 – 1 – 0 | 621 – 7 – 289 |
Actress: Tina Hudson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.
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Match 2
Maud Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy) vs Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maud Adams | 3 – 1 – 0 | 587 – 5 – 334 |
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tanya Roberts | 3 – 1 – 0 | 618 – 2 – 405 |
Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.
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