French prisoner escapes in fellow inmate’s bag, officials say BBC | 07/13/2025 | Jack Burgess
A man has escaped a French prison by hiding in the bag of a fellow inmate who was leaving prison after serving their sentence, officials told local media.
The prison service has launched an investigation after the man escaped from Lyon-Corbas prison in south-east France on Friday, according to broadcaster BFMTV.
He “took advantage of the liberation of his fellow inmate to hide himself in his luggage and get out”, the prison service said in a statement to AFP news agency.
French media have reported that the escaped prisoner was serving several sentences and was also under investigation in a case linked to organised crime.
The operative word in the last paragraph being “was.”
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“‘Scuzez-moi, can you elp me with this man-sized duffel bag?”
“Tres bien.”
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The Count of Monty Python?
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Robbie Dupree:
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Come on and fold me Just like you told me Then show me What I want to know
Why don’t we Bastille away Why don’t we Bastille away Into the night I know it ain’t right …
“Something Unknown Is at Work” Behind NASA’s DART Planetary Defense Mission—and Astronomers Are Worried The Debrief | July 10, 2025 | Ryan Whalen
NASA’s DART asteroid redirection mission may have inadvertently made future asteroid deflections much more challenging after its test sent boulders hurtling through space on unexpected trajectories.
I know what you’re thinking: Did they fire six deflections, or only one?
And you’re also thinking:
In September 2022, the DART mission successfully altered the orbit of asteroid moon Dimorphos. Unfortunately, the smaller space rocks that were dislodged when the kinetic impactor struck the natural satellite achieved three times the momentum of the spacecraft that created them.
The University of Maryland-led team (UMD) …
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… behind the new research paper on DART’s repercussions cautions that results demonstrate planetary defense may be considerably more complex than previously suspected, with the potential for many unintended consequences.
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The researchers’ data came from an Italian cubesat named LICIACube, which was sent to follow up on the DART mission, as Earth-based observations would be inadequate for deriving precise measurements from the aftermath. In the LICIACube images, the team identified 104 boulders moving at speeds of up to 116 miles per hour and tracked their trajectories in three dimensions. These newly independent space rocks range in diameter from 0.2 to 3.6 meters.
Based on the craft’s impact, the team believes that its solar panels broke up larger boulders on Dimorphos’ surface before the main body hit.
Wait — the observation probe’s solar panels broke up larger boulders before the main body of the spacecraft hit? Or maybe they mean the original DART spacecraft? Either way, what speed did the craft attain relative to the asteroid? How many nanoseconds did the solar panels hit the asteroid before the rest of the craft did?
That first part of the impact most likely created the largest debris cluster, which holds roughly 70% of the known objects. This cluster raced away from the asteroid at high velocity.
Science: Do it and see what happens. (Only record the results if they don’t hurt your funding — hold onto them for 75 years otherwise.) FDA, CDC, and FAFO approved.
“In an interview with The New York Times, Mr. Biden said that he had orally granted all the pardons and commutations issued at the end of his term … “I made every decision,” Mr. Biden said in a phone interview on Thursday, asserting that he had his staff use an autopen replicating his signature on the clemency warrants because “we’re talking about a whole lot of people.”
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In an interview with The New York Times, Oppo said that he had orally granted all the pat-downs and comments eschewed by interns at the end of his hall … “I made every decision,” Oppo said in a phony interview on Thursday, asserting that he had his staff use an OppoPun replicating his signature style(us) because “we’re talking about a whole lot of, well, seemingly, actual work.”