WaPo enlists actual clown to set the record straight in scathing op-ed: Trump is not one of us
NY Post | 7/10/25 | Chris NesiSend in the clowns.
The Washington Post published an opinion piece defending the good name of clowns everywhere — fervently insisting President Trump doesn’t deserve the harlequin moniker his rivals frequently foist upon him.
“Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know,” reads the headline of the missive penned by Tim Cunningham — a self-described professional clown of 24 years and board president of the not-at-all-terrifying-sounding nonprofit Clowns Without Borders.
Bring joy to the children of Gaza.
Put a happy face on NAMBLA’s image…
Officially announce Tim Walz to be their new king…
Officially announce Washington Post to be their newslitter.
Hire Brian Seltzer-water.
Eliminate the Gacy Rule. Clowns should not have to amass 34 kills to lead an African nation or host late night network talk shows.