Not to make light of tragedy, but . . . well, that’s what we do.
What do you do if your dog ingests cocaine? How one researcher is trying to protect pets from future accidents
Frontiers in Science | August 17, 2025 | Deborah Pirchner
Flag on the play. Is she a Deborah-man Pirchner?
Be glad I don’t have a pet Bear?
Get him to the greyhound track ASAP. Put your mortgage payment down on him to win.
Ask the Secret Service if anybody on Hunter Biden’s security detail had any interest in becoming a dog handler.
Hunter would give it mouth to mouth while setting its butt on fire.
Rub his nose in it while saying, “Bad dog, bad dog, that’s my cocaine!!!”
Check my stash to see if I have to pick up more…
It’s simple. Bring in the Wolf.
The Wolf: “If you characters want to get out of this mess you need to do what I say and do it pronto. You dorks think you can keep your spurs from jingling and jangling for just a couple minutes? Now go get me three straws and a blow torch…and you might just get out of this.”
Make sure the B*tch has my money for it.
Get him to paint the house!