Saturday Night What The . . . ?

If Walrus doesn’t appear with a Hootenanny, here’s my fill-in.

I’m clearly no good at this.

New IMAO Mascot Laughs at Everything You Say

Go ahead — give it a try!

… or the cover illustrators were just lazy.

I refer, of course, to their hairstyles.

I’d say cooking ammunition in the oven is right up there on the list.

Then there’s a pack of pit bulls who don’t like each other.

Dude, trim your fingernails. Geesh.