Straight Line of the Day: Minnesota’s Next Brilliant Use of Billions of Taxpayer Dollars: … Posted by Oppo on 17 January 2026, 12:00 pm
Give Minnesota illegal Somalians each $1 million to purchase a Trump Gold Card visa. 1 Reply to this comment
A Million simoleons for the Somalians!! Do they realize this will put them into a higher tax bracket? 1 1 Reply to this comment
Hookers and blow. Now, the hookers may all be transadjascent genderqueer, but the blow will more than make up for it. That, and ten percent for the big guy. 4 Reply to this comment
Minnesota’s Next Brilliant Use of Billions of Taxpayer Dollars: … Childcare for the childless. 4 Reply to this comment
I heard they will need a few million$ of Fed money to start changing the name Minneapolis to New Mogadishu. 3 Reply to this comment
Re-education camps to convert that silly Minnesnowtah accent into something easier for Somalians to adopt. 1 Reply to this comment
… flooding state NGOs with funding earmarked for paying Democrat-owned nonprofits with the understanding that elaborate kickbacks will be in order… 1 Reply to this comment
The buyout when the United States trades them for Greenland
Give Minnesota illegal Somalians each $1 million to purchase a Trump Gold Card visa.
A Million simoleons for the Somalians!! Do they realize this will put them into a higher tax bracket?
Hookers and blow. Now, the hookers may all be transadjascent genderqueer, but the blow will more than make up for it.
That, and ten percent for the big guy.
Minnesota’s Next Brilliant Use of Billions of Taxpayer Dollars: …
Childcare for the childless.
I heard they will need a few million$ of Fed money to start changing the name Minneapolis to New Mogadishu.
Re-education camps to convert that silly Minnesnowtah accent into something easier for Somalians to adopt.
… flooding state NGOs with funding earmarked for paying Democrat-owned nonprofits with the understanding that elaborate kickbacks will be in order…
I said “next.” I meant “new.”
Yeah, it’s a fair cop…
Defense attorneys for the elected officials.