Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
You have your own late night talk show, who do you invite as your first guest?
The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy. Mostly because I love his facial hair.
And if I’m going that direction, then also Rollie Fingers and John Bolton.
Tough call. Either Mrs. Paul or the Gorton’s Fisherman.
Ron Jeremy, of course.
Roseanne Barr, Samantha Bee and Joy Reid. Topic: Why you should have been allowed to say what you said without consequences to your employment. (Except, I couldn’t do it. Samantha Bee used to make me run for the remote, just to avoid her commercials. I no longer watch that station, because my blood pressure cannot take even a few-seconds glimpse of her smug, smirking face. Take all of the hatred that all of the progs have for Trump, marinate it in bile and revulsion, then increase it with the energy of a thousand hydrogen bombs, and that is how I feel about that wretched, hate-spewing, arrogant, despicable, worthless, self-obsessed, festering c**t.) (I need to go bleach my brain, now.)
Don’t sugar coat it like that…tell us how you really feel!
Stormy Daniels, of course.
Spacemonkey!
Ron White and Jeff Dunham.
Oh wait, you said one person.
Harvey and FrnakJ then.
Frank J.! So we can remember what he looks like.
My first guest? Do I have the power to place them under oath?
All power, as well as glory, is fleeting.
As the Fonz used to say, sic transit gloria mundae.
If we’re going the facial hair route, bring in the cast of Tombstone.