Democrat hopefuls are testing out super-liberal messages like single-payer health care and gun control for the midterm House elections
Yeah, that’ll make America love you. So… I’m gonna beat the rush and start investing now in companies that sell torches and pitchforks. I think that’s Home Depot. Also, who sells tar and feathers?

I’m gonna buy up all the youtube vids with Red Forman saying, “Dumb ass.”
We won’t need the pitchforks, torches and tar and feathers unless they succeed.
What, calling them all idiot loser racist scum isn’t polling well?