Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
…Impotent Rage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXoEd8IF0g
Maple Leaf Soy-Boy
Mr. Potato Head
The Gay Ghost
HockeyPucker
Dudley DoNoWrong
…MountieMan…
…Woman Man.
Eh?
Capt. Eyebrow.
He responds to the name “Browman” and can give anyone the brush-off.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
The LGBTQI warrior Princess [on Thursdays] [Prince on odd days] [Whatever gender neutral title for Royalty that they can come up with all other days.]
Fidel, Jr.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
Cabana boy.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
The Loon.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
My Little Pony. [What, is that one already taken?]
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
Stanley Tweddle.
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
Loser McLoserface.
Hoserman, eh
Loretta
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
the Queer Quebecois.
Yukon Whack
Rumor has it that the Canadian Prime Minister is secretly a Canadian superhero named…
unnamed, highly placed source not authorized to comment on whatever is being rumored
Captain America’s Comic Sidekick
Canadian Bacon
Poutine.
Dick Assman
Andrew Wilkow calls him “Prime Minister Zoolander…”
Twofer
…Captain America’s-Hat
…The Puck-Slapping Maple Sucker (He’s more of an eX-Man)
Sir Not-relevant-in-the-political-picture.