Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
Give customers directions to the ATM.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
to keep an eye on all the sweet sweet money coming in from a booming economy.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
to help with the finances of all those new fast food restaurant robots.
electrocute pen thieves
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
to laugh at you when you apply for a loan.
Open the pod bay doors.
Ignore you more efficiently.
I’m sorry FormerHostage, I’m afraid i can’t do that…… without fees and penalties.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
to keep Deblasio away from the vault.
We’ll never know. The ATM complained about harrassment and the robot was canned. And by that I mean it was deactivated, melted down, and now takes up half a shelf in the tuna section of the local Trader Joes.
is to put any deplorables who visit the bank back in their baskets.
…is to evaluate Battle-bots for future use as collection agents…
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
[Hired? How MUCH are they paying it? Did it have to join a Union?]
Did it have to join a Union?
Not since yesterday’s Supreme Court decision.
Yell “Danger danger” and flail his robot arms whenever robbers enter the bank
And start feeding coins into it if robbed by a one armed bandit.
…is to chew bubble gum and kick azz.
and its all out of gum
A Rob-ot should Rob-it.
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
to explore strange new accounting methods. To seek out new income streams and new usage fees. To boldly solicit business where no robot has solicited business before!
A bank in New York has hired a robot. Its job…
…register Liberal voters and harass Conservative voters.
…do the job that humans just won’t do.
…to have to do all the menial tasks humans won’t do despite having a brain the size of a planet. Life. Don’t talk to me about life…
Its motherboard replaced the board of directors.
Annihilate all mankind when someone defaults on their loan.
Bitcoin slot machine
Make change for two-bits
Handle binary-opoly money for those that have moved beyond mono-poly
…to eliminate Sara Conner….
…’s account…
Not snicker like the humans do when I admit that I still use, and need to order some more, checks.