Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is your favorite meal to cook?
Whichever one makes animal rights activists the angriest. Usually albino rhino.

Trick question. You don’t have to cook tuna.
You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish
Brooklyn Navy Yard chili. I just turned it off.
Gonna need a recipe on this…
Toast.
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Scrambled eggs. Tasty, nutritious: easy preparation, easy to cook, easy to customize, easy clean-up, easy to eat, easy to digest. Eggs overly easy!
Raviolu with shrimp and scallops in a pink sauce.
You cook the shrimp and scallops in the sauce and add parboiled ravioli just as it’s almost ready.
Mmmmm mmmmmmmm good.
That or McDonalds.
Parboiled shank of Liberal Democrat. Stringy and tough say many people, not worth the effort say others. If it’s prepared correctly it can make a very tasty meal. Just ask Donald Trump!!