Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The actual cause of the recent Canadian earthquakes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The actual cause of the recent Canadian earthquakes…
…Cherokee Protest Dance against Liz Warren.
…Polar bears dropping dead from global warming…
…stampeding masses looking to take advantage of new pot rules…
…a caravan of 7,000 moose headed for the US border.
Hillary running her van into a parking structure.
…Rosie O’Donnell finally made good on her promise to move there.
…the life sized John Candy statue toppled.
…has nothing at all to do with North Korea renting a mountain in Saskatchewan.
I’m not saying its aliens… but it’s aliens.
DamnCat’s tuna can opener broke.
True – he’s broke from buying me so much tuna.
God’s punishment for abandoning dollar bills and pennies in their monetary system.
Canadian Shakin’ Bacon
The actual cause of the recent Canadian earthquakes…
All those liberals escaping Amerikkka tipped Canada too far left and it tilted.
An earthquake? So who’s fault was it?
The actual cause of the recent Canadian earthquakes…
I met a woman in Vancouver…
If that’s a limerick, I want to hear the end of it.
…Boris and Natasha. It’s collusion, I tell ya!
…the Hicks, Skids and Hockey Players.
…angry beavers.
The Jews…George W Bush…. Trump!Tony Beets got his beard stuck in the gears of the bucket train on his dredge. The bucket train was a total loss.
…the collapse of the toque futures market…
That’s some bad hat, Harry.
You mean, “That’s some bad hat, eh, Harry, ya hoser!”
Shifting of Alex Trebektonic plates
…Hillary’s emails finally hit the bottom of the ocean.
…whale farts. There really weren’t any earthquakes.
… Michael Moore finally decided to move to Canada.
Beer shortage. The quakes have been going on for decades, it’s just that until now no one’s ever noticed.
…is just an illusion caused when you see Justin Trudeau’s eyebrows constantly falling off.