A new study shows that, in the past 40 years, the number of wild animals has plunged 50%.
Meh. It’s their own fault. If they were smart enough to taste like bacon, they’d be as endangered as pigs.
A new study shows that, in the past 40 years, the number of wild animals has plunged 50%.
Meh. It’s their own fault. If they were smart enough to taste like bacon, they’d be as endangered as pigs.
there’s another big advantage to being a bacon-flavored animal….members of the more explodey religious groups wont go near you.
Riiggghhhttttt …. Which is why I live in an area of “urban sprawl” & regularly see coyotes … Eagles … Gators … Large wading birds … Shumpin’ just don’t add up here, y’know ?
Well when you get older you tend to leave your wild days behind you.
good point. they probably just got jobs and mortgages. now they have wives dragging them to book club and kids that constantly need taking to some kind of sportsball practice.