Q: Now that North Korea has successfully tested a nuclear weapon, what will happen next?
A: North Korea will be admitted into The Nuclear Club where they will obtain:
- Instructions on how to perform The Nuclear Club Secret Handshake.
- Fifty percent off the cover price of The Bulletin, published by those Concerned Atomic Scientist guys with the funky clock.
- The Nuclear Club Decoder Ring to decrypt “Your mother is so-” jokes between India and Pakistan.
- A letter from Frank J. asking them to do their next test on the moon. You know, for peace.
- Mohammed El-Baradei’s congratulations… um… I mean condemnation… um… hey, he’s got a few folks interested in those nukes if you’re thinking of selling them in a package deal with the missiles.
- A space in the queue for Anjelia Jolie to adopt a North Korean baby.
- A discount on admission to the Honeycomb Secret Club (Because Honeycomb’s big, yeah yeah yeah. It’s not small, no no no).
- Fidel Castro’s undying affection (despite the fact that he’s already dead).
- Interview requests from newspapers, television stations, and radio networks in the Islamic World asking why they allowed the Zionists to conduct nuclear tests in their country.
- Free copies of those Eisenhower-era films telling kids to duck and cover.
- Condemnation from the Russians for not hiring them to build their nuclear plant.
I have an Eisenhower-era booklet on ducking and covering if you uwant to borrow it.
I checked out “The Effects of Nuclear Weapons” at the library today.
Oddly enough, there’s an entire chapter on bad haircuts.
Haha, we now have nucrear bombs, fear me amelicans! O wait… what do you mean we tested onry nucrear bomb? You idiot!
If onry…
It could have been a nuclear bomb. But .
It could have been a nuclear bomb. But it might have been an earthquake.
http://differentriver.com/archives/2006/10/09/nuclear-test-or-earthquake/
Fine, N.K. got their bomb. Now the Japs are going to develop the biggest Japanese bomb since Yoko Ono’s last album. This planet is doomed.
I’m so ronry…
Time to send in Hans Brick to bust his balls…
Frank J.- this is just begging for a IMW. I mean come on! Nuclear weapons test, possible replacement of Kofi Annan, c’mon!
That is an outrageous lie. Fidel Castro is not dead. Vampyres are technically “UNDEAD”.
President Bush should immediately dispatch a special envoy to N Korea, Mark Foley to “enter into special & meaningful relations” with Kim Jung Il…
Mr. Norky:
But more importantly,
Are you a Turtle?